Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Would you Order the 'Mine' (Main) Course now?

(Friends, I forgot to write the final para in my last post about the ‘Master Lock’ at Laverton – so I am posting it separately here.)

On my first day at Laverton, I went for lunch to the Air Force Officers’ Mess. On entering and scanning the ‘set up’ I realized that the dining hall had tables set for four to six persons. At the far end, there were service counters – one of which had two large soup containers with soup plates stacked neatly next to them. So I walked to the counter and helped my self to a plateful of tomato soup (whose viscosity was much higher than any soup I had partaken back home. Then I walked to a table for four, kept my soup plate on it and sat down to enjoy the soup. I then noticed that each table had a large jug full of orange squash (not water). So after I gulped the last spoon of the delicious and thick soup, I also had half a glass of orang squash from the jug. Now I was feeling quite full and contemplating my next step when a rather good looking waitress smartly dressed in Air Force uniform, approached me and held a menu fixed in a post card size frame square to my eyes. I was overwhelmed with the respect and deference thus displayed and scanned the menu to order just the dish keeping my balance appetite. Somehow, I could not comprehend any of the dishes mentioned therein except the word ‘lamb’ in one of them. Hence, reluctantly, but with full authority, I told her that I would have the dish with the lamb in it.

She went to the kitchen and returned in ten minutes with a plate full of a medium sized (Indian standard) heap of rice in the middle. A rather liberal serving of lamb curry was poured over the rice and boiled corn, peas, broccoli and carrots were used for decorating the dish all around. I relished the dish happy with the thought that I was not eating beef or pork mistakenly and also helped my self with another glass of orange squash through the process. At this stage, I was fuller than I had ever been and wiped my lips delicately with the perfectly starched white napkin and closed the plate formally.

When the beautiful young waitress took the plate away, I pushed my chair back and took the first step towards the service counter where I had earlier noticed that two varieties of ice cream were also on the menu for the day. At this moment, the waitress half ran towards me shouting, “Sir, Sir, wouldn’t you order your mine (main) course now?”


In my deep satisfaction with the lamb curry and rice, I had not realized that what I had just had was only the entrée – the main course was yet to be ordered and served. I thanked the girl and said no, I had a low appetite and was done for the day. I then went to the ice cream counter and helped my self for a bowl of butter scotch and then walked out of the dining hall thinking how to have the ‘mine’ course during my next meal there.

No comments:

Post a Comment